Me: Hey! I’m Dalton, nice to meet you!
Them: Swaaaag, what up lil D, I go by (insert name here)
Me: Um… Cool, so what do you do?
Them: I sing to a track and walk around the stage, you know, bein swaggy.
Me: alright then. How did you start up?
Them: I was on the X-Factor
Me: That explains a lot.
repeat after me
- you CAN be stressed about school if you have good grades
- you can be stressed about school if you have nice friends
- you čåñ be stressed about school if you seem happy 24/7
- you can absolutely be stressed about school even if the rest of your life is fantastic
- there are not certain conditions you have to have to be stressed about school
- school can be fucking stressful for anyone
I am 100% not okay…
is that…..is that………….Dalton?
that is fetus Dalton, yes
Can’t you hear reindeer on the rooftop
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
So I made a gif of Dana smacking Gabe to the ground…
THIS KEEPS GETTING BROUGHT BACK
omg so i’m sitting in the cinema, and there was this advert for a new christmas album, and they played that Feliz Navidad song, and a girl just shoutet “NOT NOW GABE”… I think i just found another 5er…
with bubble glitter this evening